The funniest headlines from The Simpsons

The funniest headlines from The Simpsons

The delightful hacks at The Springfield Shopper have been bringing us fantastic headlines over the past 25 years, including such favs as “Awful School is Awful Rich” and “Local Man Loses Pants, Life. Beaver Rescue Falls Short“.

Take at gander at more Simpsons headlines ripped from the pages of The Fourth Gradian, The Lenny Saver, and everybody’s favourite, Glass Eater magazine.

Bumblebee-man-caught-in-stingBob-pardon- Burns-Birthday-today-credits-long-life-to-satan] ketchup-truck-hits-hamburger-stand-six-dead big-fat-man-has-big-fat-heart incontinent-old-man-wins-miss-teen-america closed-pistachio-stymies-fatso Burns-Fires-Ungrateful-Employee Another-smart-move-by-burns bart-named-worlds-greatest-sex-machine Americas-Favorite-pencil Burns-survives-brush-with-shutin Call-for-probe-in-bob-flap calvary-kids-lead-charge-in-cleanup champ-to-whale-on-local-man crazed-mom-goes-topless deadbeat-dad-beat-dead extra-extra-todd-smells families-come-first-on-ballot food-fight-foiled-fishsticks-seized food-supply-cut-off-even-pies hair-fuhrer helms-calls-for-donut-tax Human-blimp-sees-flying-saucer Idiot-ruins-Game local-gays-show-their-pride local-man-ruins-everything mayors-unveils-erection-to-cheering-crowd monsters-okay-slavery-plan neutron-bomb-headed-for-springfield old-man-yells-at-cloud parade-to-distract-joyless-citizenry playtime-is-fun police-prepare-for-deportations president-simpson-declares-world-peace president-simpson-wins-super-bowl Queen-to-mayor-youre-next Quimby-nephew-charged-in-beating-chowder-said-wrong simspon-wins-in-landslide simspsons-scam-springfield Sleep-important-says-experts The-truth-about-carl-hes-great Toddlers-topple-mayor top-cop-surrenders-to-backfiring-car unusually-large-ugly-baby-born who-will-be-fallout-boysquirrel-resembling-abraham-lincoln-found-

 

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When is The Simpsons on TV? In Canada, The Simpsons airs Sundays at 8 et/pt on Global TV

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