The Simpsons cast

Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson was born March 12, 1951 to parents Abe and Mona Simpson. He is an overweight and lazy, yet devoted and caring man of below average intelligence.

At his job at the Sprinfield Nuclear Power plant, Homer is lazy, and often sleeps on duty. His favourite hobbies are watching TV and drinking at Moe's Tavern.

His best friends are childhood pals Barney Gumble, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, and Moe Szyslak. His favourite beer is Duff.

In 1960, Homer pushed 15 crayons up his nose. One remains wedged in his brain, resulting in Homer's below low IQ. Homer Simpson developed an overeating habit after a traumatizing experience discovering a decomposing corpse.

Homer met Marge Bouvier in high school and fell in love with her immediately. The couple married at Shotgun Pete's 24 hour Wedding Chapel while Marge was pregnant with their first born, Bart. It is the three announcements of Marge's pregnancy which have resulted in Homer Simpson's loss of hair.

Throughout the years, Homer's held many jobs. This include a gig at Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Old Fun Cetre, a pin monkey at Barney's uncle's bowling alley, a professional astronaut, and aa Grammy award winning musician.

Homer's rival is his pious neighbor Ned Flanders. Homer attends church on a regular basis despite being an irreligious man. Despite his indifference towards church, Homer has met God several times, who once told Homer he's allowed to skip church.

Homer is a polygot, meaning he is able to easily speak many languages. Homer has been known to speak Spanish and Penguing.

At least once a season, Homer Simpson has had a life saving operation. He owns the Denver Broncos, has died twice, has been shot three times, and is afraid of sock puppets.

Homer Simpsons middle name is The Simpsons creator Matt Groening's nod to Bullwinkle J Moose of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Homer has been cited as being inspired by actor Walter Mathau and the British comedy Laurel and Hardy.

Homer Simpson's email is Chucklover53@aol.com - if you send Homer an email, Simpsons writer Matt Saleman will reply.
Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson's role is to essentially maintain order in the Simpsons household. She is often described as the killjoy of the family.

Marge is the youngest daughter or Jacqueline and Clancy Bouvier, she has two older sisters, twins Patty and Selma.

Throughout the years, Marge Simpson has held many occupations. These jobs include pretzel wagon creator and seller, policewoman, trade show model, real estate agent for Red Blazer Realty, and baker for an erotic bakery.

Marge met Homer Simpson in high school, and fell in love with Homer after realizing her prom date Artie Ziff was a sleaze ball. Since senior prom, Marge has worn her hair in a beehive style. She uses Blue dye #56 and if you included the height of her hair, Marge is 8'6 tall.

Marge is a talented painter, Ringo Star lover, and celebrated cook. Her specialty dish is pork chops, which happens to be her husband Homer's favourite.

Marge is left handed, needs glasses, and is afraid of flying.

In 2009, Marge Simpson posed for playboy magazine. She is said to have been based on Jackie Onassis.
Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson is the 8 year old prodigy of the Simpsons family. She is a smart, independent overachiever with few friends. Lisa's first word was "Bart".

Lisa is a vegetarian, leftist, and member of Mensa. Her IQ is 159. Lisa'd hobbies include playing baritone saxophone, riding horses, and studying.

Lisa's first boyfriend has Nelson Muntz. She's had many crushes and is adored by Milhouse. .

Lisa Simpson speaks Italian, wears Calvin Klein invisible braces, and is a part of the Free Tibet movement.

The character of Lisa Simpson was originally written as "a female Bart". Lisa's saxophone solos are performed by Terry Harrington.

 

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson

Born on April Fool's Day, Bart Simpson is the eldest child of Marge and Homer Simpson. He is a self-proclaimed underachiever and prankster of Sprinfield Elementary.

A rebel before he was born, Bart mooned Dr.Hibbert while Marge was having a sonogram. His first words were "Aye Carumba".

Bart loves Krusty the Klown, skateboarding, pulling pranks, and reading the comic book Radioactive Man.

Bart's best friend is Milhouse Van Houten. Bart is constantly getting detention. His main rival is Sprinfield Elementary's principal, Seymour Skinner. His other nemesis is bully Nelson Muntz

Bart and his younger sister Lisa share a sibling rivalry, but Bart is always supportive of Lisa in her times of great need.

Another rival of Bart's is Sideshow Bob. On many occasions, Bart has foiled Sideshow Bob's plans to kill Bart or commit various other other evil doings.

Life his father, Bart is a polygot and speaks many different languages. Bart speaks French, Spanish, Japanese, Cantonese, and Latin.

Like many other members of his family, Bart is a skilled musician. He plays the drums.

Bart is the lead scorer in the Mighty Pigs pee wee hockey league. He is a natural dancer and driver. He died once, and was once brought back to life by Satan.

Maggie Simpson

Maggie Simpson

Maggie Simpson is the youngest child of the Simpson family. She is 1 years old, loves her pacifier and often trips over her jumper.

7 years after Marge was pregnant with Lisa, Homer and Marge bought their first home. Set up comfortably to raise two children, Homer quit his job at the Sprinfield Nuclear Power Plant to follow his dreams and work as a pin monkey at Barney's Bowlerama. Soon after Homer quit his job, Marge became pregnant with Maggie. Home pulled out what was left of his hair and was forced to go back to his old job at the power plant.

Maggie's first word was "Daddy". Despite the fact that Homer often forgets his third child exists and Maggie is often portrayed as being afraid of Homer, Homer loves Maggie dearly and keeps all of her photos at work to keep him happy throughout the day. Maggie's second word was "Daddily-Doodily".

Maggi has often displayed precocious levels of violence and heroism. She has attempted to murder Mr. Burns, fought in a St. Patrick's Day riot, and protected her family's house against an angry mob. She has saved Homer's life on more than one occasion.

Maggie once organized a coup on her day care to regain her pacifiers. She is extremely agile, has been seen playing the saxophone, and once bowled a perfect game.

In the opening credits of the Simpsons, Maggie's scanner price is $847.63 - the average monthly cost of rearing an infant in 1989.

Patty Bouvier

Patty Bouvier

Patty Bouvier is the younger twin of Marge's cynical, chain-smoking sisters. She is younger than her twin, Selma, by two minutes.

Like her sister Selma, Patty has a strong dislike of her younger sister's husband, Homer. Of the pair, Patty is the more jaded of the twin sisters.

Patty and Selma are both obsessed with the 1980's series MacGyver. She lives in a spinster apartment with Selma, chain-smokes Lady Laramie 100s cigarettes, and is a severe snorer. In season 16, Patty announced she was a lesbian.

Patty has traveled extensively with Selma. They have visited Egypt, Mexico, Russia, Easter Island and the horse drawn carriage museum in Alberta.

Selma Bouvier-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico

Selma Bouvier-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico

Selma Bouvier is the older sibling of Marge's twin sisters. She is more romantic than her twin sister, easily and often falling in love with the wrong men .

Selma shares an apartment with her sister Patty at the Spinster Arms. Like Patty, Selma is obsessed with MacGyver, and once almost called off a marriage because of her spouse-to-be's disdain for the show.

Selma has been married 5 times. Her exes include Disco Stu, Fat Tony, Abe Simpson, Troy MaClure, and Sideshow Bob. She has also dated Moe Syzlak, Barney Gumble, and Hans Moleman.

Selma has a pet iguana named Jub-Jub. She smokes Laramie Hi-Tars cigarettes and has lost her sense of taste and smell after a childhood bottle rocket accident.

Selma's motto: "Single, eh? Well, he passes the Selma test."

Charles Montgomery Plantagenent Schnicklegruber Burns

Charles Montgomery Plantagenent Schnicklegruber Burns

Mr. Burns is the primary antagonist of the Simpsons. He is old, frail, greedy, cruel, bitter and heartless. He is also a billionaire.

Mr. Burns is of Scottish/German descent. He was raised in the country and had ten siblings. At a young age, Mr. Burns left the country to live with his grandfather, Colonel Wainwright Montgomery Burns, who owned the Atom Mill in Sprinfield.

Charles Montgomery Burns attended Yale, studying business and science. There, Burns played varsity football and was a member of the Yale Skull & Bones society.

Burns served in the Flying Hellfish battalion alongside Abe Simpson in WW2. He once owned a trillion dollar bill and was at one point the richest man in the U.S.A.

Mr. Burns has one child, Larry Burns. He has also raised Waylon Smithers after allowing Smithers Sr. to sacrifice himself to a prevent nuclear meltdown.

Mr. Burns suffers from "3 Stooges Syndrome" - he has every disease known to man, and as a result, the diseases have cancelled each other out.

Mr. Burns has had many business ventures. These include the Monty Burns Casino, Lil' Lisa's Recycling Plant, Burns Slant Drilling Co., Burns Media, The Electric Company, Water Works, a Hotel on Baltic Avenue, and the rights to the song "White Christmas".

Mr. Burns live in Burns Manor in the Sprinfield Heights district. He was been engaged at least three times, to Jacqueline Bouvier, Gloria (a policewoman), and a lady named Gertrude.

Abraham Jay-Jedediah Simpson II

Abraham Jay-Jedediah Simpson II

Via Simpsons wiki: Abraham "Abe" Jay-Jedediah Simpson II, also known as "Grifty McGrift" and "Grampa Simpson", or simply as "Grampa" is the patriarch of the Simpson family, the father of Homer, Herbert and Abbie Simpson, father-in-law of Marge Simpson, and the paternal grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson. He is also the ex-boyfriend of Jacqueline Bouvier, his daughter-in-law's mother.

Abe is a World War II veteran who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Via Simpsons wiki: During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, in which capacity he became a friend of Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Apu's friendship with the McCartneys caused him to be referred to by some (mainly himself) as "The Fifth Beatle", They visited Apu in Springfield around the time he became naturalized, He says that he Graduated from Calcutta Technical University, where he was the top of his class of 7 million and got a scholarship in the United States at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.). In the United States he got a doctorate in computer science by designing the world's first tic-tac-toe program that only the top human players could beat (and which was broken by Bart years later), He then took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay back his student loans. He has great remembrance.
Barney Gumble

Barney Gumble

Via Simpsons wiki: Bernard "Barney" Arnold Gumble is the Springfield town drunk and Homer Simpson's best friend, though to a lesser extent after High School. Being a frequent customer at Moe's (to the point of sleeping there) Barney considers Moe to be his second best friend; however, he is often abused in the process, mainly due to Moe's personality. Barney was formerly an A-student back at Springfield High, but lost it all due to the alcohol.
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski (Krusty the Clown)

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski (Krusty the Clown)

Via Simpsons wiki: Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, formerly known as Rory B. Bellows, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown or just Krusty, is the cynical, burnt-out, addiction-riddled smoking clown host of Bart, Lisa's and Maggie's favorite TV show The Krusty the Clown Show.
Milhouse Van Houten

Milhouse Van Houten

Via Simpsons wiki: Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten is Bart Simpson's best friend. As the only child of Kirk and Luann Van Houten, Milhouse's most distinctive physical traits are his blue hair, big nose and extreme nearsightedness (depicted by very small eyes), requiring thick glasses to correct. He has average intelligence but very poor social skills. Although devious in his own way, Milhouse is quite gullible, which is why he is often led into trouble by Bart, who is not shy about taking advantage of the other's naivete.
Ned Flanders

Ned Flanders

Via Simpsons wiki: Ned Flanders is the Simpson family's extremely religious next "diddly-door" neighbor. He is a genuinely well-meaning good-natured person, and is one of the few in Springfield to whom that description applies. Though firmly religious, he can be timid and something of an easy pushover. He thoroughly worships God and strictly follows the Bible as literally as possible and is easily shocked when challenged on any point of dogma. He also owns the Leftorium and a home business, Flancrest Enterprises, which makes religious hook rugs.
Nelson Mandela Muntz

Nelson Mandela Muntz

Via Simpsons wiki: Nelson Muntz is the main bully in The Simpsons. He is the leader of the bullies at Springfield Elementary School (despite being the youngest and shortest), although usually seen and acting independently. He is Bart Simpson's former arch-enemy (later one of his best friends). He is a 4th grader.
Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum

Via Simpsons wiki: Ralph Wiggum is a student who attends Springfield Elementary School. He is best known as the town's resident oddball, and has been immortalized for his non sequiturs and erratic behavior. His lines range from purely nonsensical, or bizarre interpretations of a current event, to surprisingly profound statements that go over people's heads.
Clancy Wiggum

Clancy Wiggum

Via Simpsons wiki: Commissioner Clarence "Clancy" Wiggum is the head of police of the Springfield Police Department. He is an extreme stereotype of a lazy police officer (copper). Comissionner Wiggum is morbidly obese, straightforwardly indecent, ignorant, incompetent, and really lazy, with a fondness for doughnuts. While he pretentiously feigns authority, he has little regard for individual rights or even public safety. He is disturbingly uninformed and flaunts his power, albeit with good intentions most of the time.
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