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Shine on, urban campers! You smell like adventure.
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You irritate me, Will. You make the underflaps of my breasts burn.
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So why don't you go home, rest, watch some TV, die.
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I'm going to have to go stare at some wounds.
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70% of all teeth in this school are wooden.
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Children must know fear. Without it, they won't know how to behave.
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Hallowe'en is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother
is a demon.
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I know at times I mess around with you guys for fun. It aids with indigestion.
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This country is not a monarchy William. Trust me, I've tried.
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I need to know what's going on with that Glee club. Brittany, Jugs The Clown, go.
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Trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming.
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I'm going to make a point of not talking to students because this has been a colossal
waste of my time.
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So you like show tunes? Doesn't mean you're gay -- it just means you're awful.
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You take weird little strides when you walk as if you were raised in Imperial Japan
and someone found your feet.
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Will, I may buy a small diaper for your chin because it looks like a baby's ass.
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You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.
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I won't be burying any hatchets unless I happen to have a clear shot at your groin.
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I woulda got you [a mocha], Will, but I don't like you.
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All I want is one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
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You three are boring me now. I'm gonna do something else.
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I got my cheerios on a yam diet. Draws the water out of the skin.
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Told 'em to yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
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Stop seeing people for what they look like and ask them to show you what they can
do.
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I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
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You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going
in another direction. THAT'S hard.
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You sunk my battleship, and you sunk it hard. Boom!
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Walked in on my parents once and it was like 2 walruses wrestling.
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Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage schizophrenia.
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If they want to be bankers and lawyers, the most important lesson they can learn
is a round-off.
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I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.
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Without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft.
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Dear Journal, feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make
a smoothie out of beef bones.
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You have to remember something: We're dealing with children. They NEED to be terrified.
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Stop talking. I'm trying desperately to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your
assinine conversation.