Plus a Kubrickian Halloween special, a visit to Kang and Kodos' home planet and more season 26 sneak peeks.
Take a gander at the best Simpsons headlines ripped from the pages of The Springfield Shopper, The Fourth Gradian and Glass Eater magazine.
Whoever gets crazy cat lady wins.
Safety Inspector of Sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Full time homemaker
The longest-running scripted show in television history, The Simpsons exploded into a cultural phenomenon in 1990 and has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. Currently in production on its record-annihilating 25th season, The Simpsons has won 27 Emmy Awards and been nominated for an Academy Award in 2012 for the theatrical short "The Longest Daycare." They have been the subject of a hit feature film, created a revolutionary virtual coaster ride at Universal Studios, received a Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame and been honored with five U.S. postal stamps personally designed by Matt Groening. Named the “Best Show of the 20th Century” by Time Magazine, in 2013 Entertainment Weekly named The Simpsons the Greatest American Sitcom.
After six years of dating, Jake (Ken Marino) and Annie (Casey Wilson) are finally getting engaged.
Die-hard Republican and card-carrying NRA member Stan Smith lives with his family in Langley Falls, VA. Smith is a CIA agent who is an undisputed weapons expert and proud family man.