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Under the Dome
Nov 30 2012, 05:09 PM by Christine Montgomery
Not too long ago we asked our Global TV Twitter and Facebook followers to tell us their favourite quotes from The Simpsons. As you can imagine, the response was pretty amazing, so we decided to collect all of the best one liners and drop them into this post here. Did we miss anything? Of course we did! Tell us your favourite quotes in the comments section below, and who knows, maybe we'll be making a part deux to this post very soon!
Let's face it: in a perfect world, quoting The Simpsons would be all of our jobs. Actually scratch that - working as a Global TV blogger means that quoting The Simpsons actually IS my job! In the words of one Nelson Mandela Muntz: "Haha"
"Me fail English? That’s unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum in 'Lisa on Ice' Submitted by @Cpstraker on Twitter
"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless." - Chief Wiggum in 'Homer's Triple Bypass' Submitted by Andrew K. on Facebook
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wigham in 'Lisa's Rival' Submitted by Anthony C. on Facebook
"I am so smart. S-M-R-T. D'oh!" - Homer in 'Homer goes to college' Submitted by Jason M. on Facebook
"So I says to Mable, I says" - Bart in 'The Mystertious Voyage of our Homer' Submitted by @michelleLfirth on Twitter
"When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing by glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something." - Homer in 'Homie the Clown' Submitted by @colinlim1988 on Twitter
"Eat my shorts" - Bart in various episodes, including 'Lisa's Sax' Submitted by @PersoNatalie7 on Twitter
"No TV and no beer make Homer... something something... (go crazy?) DON'T MIND IF I DO!" - Homer in 'The Treehouse of Horror' Submitted by @stephmck on Twitter
"Bart, I don't mean to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or booeymen IN THE HOUSE!" - Homer in '$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)' Submitted @Zesty_Taurus on Twitter
Mr. Burns: "What's this strange sensation in my chest?" Smithers: "I think your heart's beating again." Burns: "Oh, that takes me back" - from 'Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious' Submitted by @Platinumincca on Twitter
"Nobody ever suspects the butterfly! *demonic laugh*" - Bart in 'Round Springfield' Submitted by @_ChantallyLace on Twitter
"You don't win friends with salad" - Bart and Homer in 'Lisa the Vegetarian' Submitted by @OceanScented on Twitter
"Beer -- now there's a temporary solution!" - Homer in 'Homer's Odyssey' Submitted by Hooda T. on Facebook
"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!" - Bart in 'Bart's Road Trip' Submitted by @Iam_Canadian on Twitter
"Don't have a cow, man!" - Bart Simpson in various episodes, for example 'The Itchy, and Scratchy, and Poochie Show' Submitted @drewz_fhreal on Twitter
"D'oh!" - Homer Submitted by @Trevster7 on Twitter
"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."- Homer in 'Burns' Heir' Submitted by Carol T. on Facebook
"Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!" - Homer in 'The Treehouse of Horror 7' Submitted by @MsGwenyyc on Twitter
"Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider-pig-does!" - Homer in 'The Simpsons Movie' Submitted by @jessica_rae on Twitter
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things." - Ralph Wiggum in 'This Little Wiggy' Submitted by @AceHigh2000 on Twitter
"Lisa, I never apologize. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am." - Homer in 'Trash of the Titans' Submitted by @zstevens17 on Twitter
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer in Homer vs. the Eighteenth AmendmentSubmitted by @KimberlyABenson on Twitter
"As God is my witness, I'll always be hungry again!" - Homer in Brush with Greatness Submitted by Keith S. on Facebook
"Me fails English? That's unpossible!" - Ralph Wigham in Lisa on IceSubmitted by @Cpstraker on Twitter