This week, we're playing a game of "caption this." Leave your own captions in the comments section below!

 Fear Factor  

 Wednesdays at 10.00 et/pt  

Joe Rogan: "In this episode, we've got leeches, shaved heads, and tear gas. Behind me? Oh, that's just a massive explosion. No biggie, I live for danger." Watch this episode online now.

 The Glee Project  

 Wednesdays at 9.00 et/pt  

Blake: "Yeah, this week's competition is totally in the bag. I was born an actor. Just look at this sassy pouty face I'm making - no judge can resist this pouty face." Watch this episode online now.

 Duets  

 Watch Online 

Jason, J Rome, and John: "Well, I gave it my all, and I really hope I win the recording contract. But hey, Clay Aiken came in second, and he went on to win the Celebrity Apprentice! Watch the season finale online now.

 Big Brother 

 Thursdays at 9.00 et/pt, *Special Time* Sunday, July 22 at 10.00 et/pt, and Wednesdays at 8.00 et/pt 

HOH Bed: "I can't believe I had to spend an entire week with Willie Hantz sleeping on me! Can't a guy get a break?" Watch this episode now, and visit our Big Brother Forums for all the latest Big Brother news, gossip, and spoilers!

 The Teen Choice Awards 

 Sunday at 8.00 et/pt 

Demi Lovato: "I am like, totally exited to be hosting the Teen Choice Awards! I hope Pinterest wins Choice Social Network." Read more about the 14th annual Teen Choice Awards, and click here for the full list of Teen Choice nominees.